It's official: fame doesn't require any intelligence...

[legoline]

...or: how thick can you be?

'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Britney Spears

'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?'
Christina Aguilera

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'
Victoria Beckham

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
Brooke Shields

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Alicia Silverstone

Head? Meet desk.

Ta very much to glorfinniel for the link :o)

Comments

[legoline.livejournal.com]

A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'?

hmmm yeas, possibly. But then again she might just be pretty dumb. I mean AFTER they recorded Lady Marmalade it was her who said "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? What does that actually mean? Must be pretty kinky".

*headdesk*

Yes I thought, too, that Brooke Shields comment might have been just a very sarcastic remark.

But Britney? I mean for Christ's sake it's her who goes "overseas" without even knowing where the counries are... Australia for example...

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

Heh, I know - I don't speak French either, and even I knew what it means. Eh, that's a pretty stupid thing to say... I think that if I was a celebrity like them, at least I'd be careful with what I said, who I asked and what i asked about...

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh... like when Jessica Simpson asked her hubby whether thuna was fish or chicken...

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

*snort* Yeah... It's weird though, smells like fish and looks like chicken. But christ woman, not in front of the cameras.

[legoline.livejournal.com]

I know...*headdesk* ...

She also thought it was alled "Bratswurst", not "Bratwurst" ... sorry but as a German my toe nails rolled up there :p

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

Gah... Bad Mariah! Bad!

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Bad Jessica Simpson, really :o)

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

And Mariah!

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Both :o)

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[legoline.livejournal.com]

:o)