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“When I get a little money I buy books, and if any is left I buy food and clothes.”
~Desiderius Erasmus

"You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Like maybe you survive."
~Doctor Who

"Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy."
~Scrubs

"When you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't crawl - you find someone to carry you."
~Firefly

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
~Mark Twain

"Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he’s just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That’s like saying, “He can’t climb that mountain, he’s just a man”, or “That’s not a diamond, it’s just a rock.” Just."
~Finding Neverland

"Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don’t make any sense at all."
~How I Met Your Mother

Quotage

“When I get a little money I buy books, and if any is left I buy food and clothes.”
~Desiderius Erasmus

"You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Like maybe you survive."
~Doctor Who

"Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy."
~Scrubs

"When you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't crawl - you find someone to carry you."
~Firefly

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
~Mark Twain

"Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he’s just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That’s like saying, “He can’t climb that mountain, he’s just a man”, or “That’s not a diamond, it’s just a rock.” Just."
~Finding Neverland

"Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don’t make any sense at all."
~How I Met Your Mother

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legoline

07 September 2005 @ 06:03 pm

It's official: fame doesn't require any intelligence...

...or: how thick can you be?

'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Britney Spears

'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?'
Christina Aguilera

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'
Victoria Beckham

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
Brooke Shields

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Alicia Silverstone

Head? Meet desk.

Ta very much to

glorfinniel for the link :o)

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average-fan.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)

whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world, i can’t help but cry. i mean i’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
mariah carey

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)

Classic.

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 05:37 pm (UTC)

Definitely. She's as smart as a bowl of salad.

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)

Now now, Steffi, you'll hurt the salad.

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)

We'll just call her pea-brain then :p

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)

But the peas!

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)

Okay WHAT can we compare her to? :o)

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)

Just call her plain stupid then. St00pid, even. Or noob. Idiot. Jerk. Brainless. Airhead. Spoiled. Uh... more?

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)

Moron? Braindead? :o)

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)

Very good.

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)

*throws confetti*

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)

*blows fanfare*

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)

*lol*

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC)

Ouch... it burns us it burns!

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)

*titters madly*

A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'? But fuck off Britney, there's no excuse for that one! Overseas? You should be ashamed of yourself!

What Brooke Shield said is someting I could have said dead serious but meant to be very, very sarcastic... If that made sense?

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)

A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'?

hmmm yeas, possibly. But then again she might just be pretty dumb. I mean AFTER they recorded Lady Marmalade it was her who said "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? What does that actually mean? Must be pretty kinky".

*headdesk*

Yes I thought, too, that Brooke Shields comment might have been just a very sarcastic remark.

But Britney? I mean for Christ's sake it's her who goes "overseas" without even knowing where the counries are... Australia for example...

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)

Heh, I know - I don't speak French either, and even I knew what it means. Eh, that's a pretty stupid thing to say... I think that if I was a celebrity like them, at least I'd be careful with what I said, who I asked and what i asked about...

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)

Uh-huh... like when Jessica Simpson asked her hubby whether thuna was fish or chicken...

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)

*snort* Yeah... It's weird though, smells like fish and looks like chicken. But christ woman, not in front of the cameras.

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:09 pm (UTC)

I know...*headdesk* ...

She also thought it was alled "Bratswurst", not "Bratwurst" ... sorry but as a German my toe nails rolled up there :p

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)

Gah... Bad Mariah! Bad!

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)

Bad Jessica Simpson, really :o)

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)

And Mariah!

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)

Both :o)

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fluttering-by.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)

Yup.

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 08:29 am (UTC)

:o)

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nefantoiel.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)

Only one word... and two stars

*giggles*

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)

*lol*

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kiwichickn.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 07:49 pm (UTC)

LMAO

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 08:29 am (UTC)

:o)

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juweline.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)

Thick as a brick, all of them!

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 08:29 am (UTC)

Yes! Hear hear!

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sobota.livejournal.com on September 7th, 2005 10:53 pm (UTC)

Hihi! This is Sabrina, you met me at TFF 2005? I hope everything's going well with you, and would you please add me to your friends' list?

fairywinkle.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 12:52 am (UTC)

I've read them before - so crazy!!! lol Makes me feel better in my moments of 'blonde-ness', though!

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legoline.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 08:30 am (UTC)

Exactly.... I feel all smart and sophisticated suddenly...

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fioontje-85.livejournal.com on September 8th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)

LMAO!!! Thank you so much for posting those, I really needed that at the moment. Can't believe some people really made those comments hahaha...