It's official: fame doesn't require any intelligence...

[legoline]

...or: how thick can you be?

'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Britney Spears

'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?'
Christina Aguilera

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'
Victoria Beckham

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
Brooke Shields

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Alicia Silverstone

Head? Meet desk.

Ta very much to glorfinniel for the link :o)

Comments

[average-fan.livejournal.com]

whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world, i can’t help but cry. i mean i’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
mariah carey

[fluttering-by.livejournal.com]

*titters madly*

A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'? But fuck off Britney, there's no excuse for that one! Overseas? You should be ashamed of yourself!

What Brooke Shield said is someting I could have said dead serious but meant to be very, very sarcastic... If that made sense?

[nefantoiel.livejournal.com]

Only one word... and two stars

*giggles*

[kiwichickn.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[juweline.livejournal.com]

Thick as a brick, all of them!

[sobota.livejournal.com]

Hihi! This is Sabrina, you met me at TFF 2005? I hope everything's going well with you, and would you please add me to your friends' list?

[fairywinkle.livejournal.com]

I've read them before - so crazy!!! lol Makes me feel better in my moments of 'blonde-ness', though!

[fioontje-85.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Thank you so much for posting those, I really needed that at the moment. Can't believe some people really made those comments hahaha...