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legoline ([personal profile] legoline) wrote2005-09-07 06:03 pm
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It's official: fame doesn't require any intelligence...

...or: how thick can you be?

'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Britney Spears

'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?'
Christina Aguilera

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'
Victoria Beckham

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
Brooke Shields

'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Alicia Silverstone

Head? Meet desk.

Ta very much to [livejournal.com profile] glorfinniel for the link :o)

[identity profile] average-fan.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world, i can’t help but cry. i mean i’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
mariah carey

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*titters madly*

A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'? But fuck off Britney, there's no excuse for that one! Overseas? You should be ashamed of yourself!

What Brooke Shield said is someting I could have said dead serious but meant to be very, very sarcastic... If that made sense?

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Classic.

[identity profile] nefantoiel.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one word... and two stars

*giggles*
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch... it burns us it burns!
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
A couple of them can be explained with very poor wording, like Christina, maybe she meant 'when'?

hmmm yeas, possibly. But then again she might just be pretty dumb. I mean AFTER they recorded Lady Marmalade it was her who said "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? What does that actually mean? Must be pretty kinky".

*headdesk*

Yes I thought, too, that Brooke Shields comment might have been just a very sarcastic remark.

But Britney? I mean for Christ's sake it's her who goes "overseas" without even knowing where the counries are... Australia for example...
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol*
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. She's as smart as a bowl of salad.

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Now now, Steffi, you'll hurt the salad.
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll just call her pea-brain then :p

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, I know - I don't speak French either, and even I knew what it means. Eh, that's a pretty stupid thing to say... I think that if I was a celebrity like them, at least I'd be careful with what I said, who I asked and what i asked about...

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But the peas!
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh... like when Jessica Simpson asked her hubby whether thuna was fish or chicken...
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay WHAT can we compare her to? :o)

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* Yeah... It's weird though, smells like fish and looks like chicken. But christ woman, not in front of the cameras.
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I know...*headdesk* ...

She also thought it was alled "Bratswurst", not "Bratwurst" ... sorry but as a German my toe nails rolled up there :p

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Just call her plain stupid then. St00pid, even. Or noob. Idiot. Jerk. Brainless. Airhead. Spoiled. Uh... more?
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Moron? Braindead? :o)

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good.

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah... Bad Mariah! Bad!
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*throws confetti*
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad Jessica Simpson, really :o)

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And Mariah!

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*blows fanfare*
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol*
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Both :o)

[identity profile] kiwichickn.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

[identity profile] fluttering-by.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup.

[identity profile] juweline.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thick as a brick, all of them!

[identity profile] sobota.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hihi! This is Sabrina, you met me at TFF 2005? I hope everything's going well with you, and would you please add me to your friends' list?

[identity profile] fairywinkle.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I've read them before - so crazy!!! lol Makes me feel better in my moments of 'blonde-ness', though!
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
:o)
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
:o)
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Hear hear!
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[identity profile] legoline.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.... I feel all smart and sophisticated suddenly...

[identity profile] fioontje-85.livejournal.com 2005-09-08 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Thank you so much for posting those, I really needed that at the moment. Can't believe some people really made those comments hahaha...